VAMPIRE WEEKEND IS UGLY

I have yet to meet one person who actually LIKES v-pire weekend. other than the pitchfork nerds. but not only is their asshole sowelo or cape cock kwassa kwassa completely souless, but you can't even jerk off to them.

here we have, from left to right:

1.that unfortunate skinny guy from your gender studies class
2. your best friend's younger brother who decided recently to wear a bandana because "bandanas are kewl"
3. the guy who wants you to pay attention to how many scarves he's wearing so you won't notice he's balding
4.the avidly argumentative leader of your local young republicans club.

all four of these douches have never been to africa but "rilly rilly want to" and occasionally take a cab through harlem.

all four of them bought their button up shirts from the gap.

EUNUCHS?
YOU DECIDE.

xoxo
dodo

(ps- why did they write "plaid" on the blackboard? is it some secret message to their "fans"? actually, come to think of it, is the white writing on the "black" board some kind of reference to their music? is the fact that the board is really green INTENTIONAL?)