face paint friday 3

STD Ecards= Wave of the Future

These are pretty good if you have an STD, but they're even better when you don't and you send them anonymously to people to freak them out.

www.inspot.org

is rachel ray a terrorist sympathizer or a hipster?

so, celeb chef and all round annoying personality rachel ray wore a kaffiyah in a recent dunkin donuts commericial (since pulled- story here) and everyone is up in arms about it and calling her some sort of terrorist sympathizer. considering that kaffiyahs and shemaghs are sold everywhere from like, urban outfitters to fucking sunday, i don't really understand the concern. what i find personally upsetting is that people are STILL WEARING kaffiyahs and they've leaked up from your regular photoblog party kids to likes of RR.

and i am way more disgusted by this picture:




i totally wish this post had been about hot dogs.

facepaint friday 2

sammys

facepaint fridays

hi. i'm starting a new thing called facepaint fridays where i choose photos of people with facepaint that deserve to have their face promulgated throughout the internet.

i think facepaint is really magical and transformative and that it's a quick fix for malaise and apathy. i think this tender tigress would agree.

quit playing games with my (stabbed) heart

in the gas station buying soda pop, i saw this headline and i was like yesssss but then i looked closer and it's not true. js has not been stabbed, she isn't dead, she's still alive.

i don't really hate her that much, but it would be kind of awesome if this actually had happened. it would be even better if oj did it.

Chicago International Poster Biennial Confirms: HOTDOGS ARE HOT

This poster for the Chicago International Poster Biennial (designed by Yann Legendre and taken from manystuff.org) is yet another affirmation of the enduring relevance of the hot dog in postpost 9/11 society.

I have a feeling that hotdogs are going to be topdog this year.

bend over

i'm going to recapitulate: i love youtube.

everyday is easter

sometimes i have boiled eggs for breakfast and sometimes i scramble them. it's good either way. eggs are probably the only reason why i couldn't/can't be a vegan. they're just too tasty.






if you look up mom on google images you get some pretty scary pictures when you don't have the safe search on.






i'm so lazy on sundays. happymothers day all u baby mommas.

what's the point of going on?

i haven't posted in a while because i'm lazy.
but molly smith has painted a watercolour hot dog, and that means all the good ideas in the world have been used up and there might not be any point in living anymore.