hi snagglecrotch

i don't update anymore. and this is basically the reason why.

no just kidding. i'm

a) too lazy
b) too busy
and c
too lazy to do anything with this.

shit. can we talk about lameness?

okay. let's talk. on one hand, i'm not a try hard. not that people who blog about things are try hards. but they are so amazingly diligent.

let's talk about Diligence. It's like the new straight edge. It's so fucking hardcore I can't even wrap my head around it. You might as well just have the dos equis on both hands and call it a day.
this is why i will never be a successful blogger. because even if i told you about how much i hate this. Or how much this makes me retardedly happy, i'm not dedicated enough to tell you these things on a daily basis.
And I can't do that because I have too much other shit to do and think about then do that. And I know in a sense that's really lame, but at the same time irony is this and truth is that (nothing ironic about mocassins, big ironic things about acid wash let's go)
And that's where it's at. And so I'm saying goodbye. Not forever, but def. for another couple of weeks. Or months.

turn up your speakers

she's hot.
she's goth.
and she hates you.

seriously, the special effects on this rival the blair witch project. she gets a little emo at the end, but that's the only flaw i can make out in this totally goth experience.

smell yo dick

i can't embed this, but i highly suggest you click here for the summer banger everyone was waiting for but never came until now.

food party

any party that involves food is a-ok by me, but this food party takes the motherfucking cake. or donuts.

i love you thu tran.

a vast of ten

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wendy morgan is a genius

face paint friday 3

STD Ecards= Wave of the Future

These are pretty good if you have an STD, but they're even better when you don't and you send them anonymously to people to freak them out.

www.inspot.org

is rachel ray a terrorist sympathizer or a hipster?

so, celeb chef and all round annoying personality rachel ray wore a kaffiyah in a recent dunkin donuts commericial (since pulled- story here) and everyone is up in arms about it and calling her some sort of terrorist sympathizer. considering that kaffiyahs and shemaghs are sold everywhere from like, urban outfitters to fucking sunday, i don't really understand the concern. what i find personally upsetting is that people are STILL WEARING kaffiyahs and they've leaked up from your regular photoblog party kids to likes of RR.

and i am way more disgusted by this picture:




i totally wish this post had been about hot dogs.

facepaint friday 2

sammys

facepaint fridays

hi. i'm starting a new thing called facepaint fridays where i choose photos of people with facepaint that deserve to have their face promulgated throughout the internet.

i think facepaint is really magical and transformative and that it's a quick fix for malaise and apathy. i think this tender tigress would agree.

quit playing games with my (stabbed) heart

in the gas station buying soda pop, i saw this headline and i was like yesssss but then i looked closer and it's not true. js has not been stabbed, she isn't dead, she's still alive.

i don't really hate her that much, but it would be kind of awesome if this actually had happened. it would be even better if oj did it.

Chicago International Poster Biennial Confirms: HOTDOGS ARE HOT

This poster for the Chicago International Poster Biennial (designed by Yann Legendre and taken from manystuff.org) is yet another affirmation of the enduring relevance of the hot dog in postpost 9/11 society.

I have a feeling that hotdogs are going to be topdog this year.

bend over

i'm going to recapitulate: i love youtube.

everyday is easter

sometimes i have boiled eggs for breakfast and sometimes i scramble them. it's good either way. eggs are probably the only reason why i couldn't/can't be a vegan. they're just too tasty.






if you look up mom on google images you get some pretty scary pictures when you don't have the safe search on.






i'm so lazy on sundays. happymothers day all u baby mommas.

what's the point of going on?

i haven't posted in a while because i'm lazy.
but molly smith has painted a watercolour hot dog, and that means all the good ideas in the world have been used up and there might not be any point in living anymore.

i made this for you

i made this because i love you. there might just be another one tomorrow...

white leather

this might be the most disturbing basement i have ever seen...what's more disturbing is that this is what my parents might have done with my bedroom after i moved out.

girls with guns

if you like girls, and you like guns, then you'll like this.

love and dread

nightmares

i'm sorry if you can't sleep tonight because you fear for your soul.

hroswitha is scary!

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bette davis eyes

happy lunar eclipse

don't burn your eyes out. wait- that's solar.

hilarity on ebay

(click on the image to engorge it)

courtesy of that flea market of the internet taken from the No Fun New York dude's gtalk.

ultra slo-mo

happy valentines day

sorry i missed it.

urban outfitters=photo ops

i just stumbled across the urban outfitters flickr community, where the same six people post photos of themselves wearing urban outfitters clothes. it's pretty much for everyone who hoped they would get on cobra snake or last nights party or facehunter or their local fashion blog, but don't actually leave the house all that often, so they just take the photos themselves.
there are also some pretty random shots of tea sets and parakeets...as well as plenty of pictures from URBAN OUTFITTERS STORES and BEING IN THOSE STORES.
i recommend a traipse through, but here are some highlights:





and props to taking pics of the store during a sale. it's a good thing we have digital cameras now to record these big events in our lives.

lookout harajuku girls, fafi girls are bananas

i'm pretty sure gwen stefani has fafi on speed dial by now. i would, if i had a phone.
i'm kind of wondering if rave culture will really start to take hold again in 2008. if it does, i will definitely be drawing some big hearts on my cheeks. or pacifiers. i just really have my fingers cross that big fun fur rave pants will never ever ever be seen again. that's my one true hope in life.

watch out for the fewtur!

What do you get when you combine bangin, club beats, old-school rap styles and three gorgeous teenagers?

You get Fewtur3!

aka my new favourite band.

WHICH SONG U FEELIN?

please don't stop the music

i want a tshirt that says fun.

goths vs furries

i steal photos, so i had to take them down.

i kind of wish i were a goth. i mean, sometimes i wake up the morning and i'm really hungover and i sort of look like girl above anyways, so why the hell not just paint something on my forehead in loreal paris eyeliner, slam on some black clothes and a pair of really huge platform shoes with a lot of buckles?

but i don't know. furries are really cool TOO! i guess i'm really confused about which are cooler, and which i would rather be more. it's like, also a matter of tradition because my mom was a furry. here's my dad and her circa my conception:

i guess i'm just sort of at a style crossroads here.

CHloe Sevigny does something other than Vincent Gallo

the new collection is at opening ceremony- and i have to say, the brand typography is pretty nice, and the 'quirky, one-off, vintage-inspired pieces' make me want to build a time machine and roll girls in the park circa 1993 for their flower patterned button dresses.
and here she is at paris fashion week, like a slice of florida sunshine.

although she might be dead. we'll never know! she might have been gangraped by a bunch of dudes after doing too many drugs. or, she might be real and give awesome head. or...both? is ghost head possible? i mean, other than in vincent gallo's brain? i hope so!

ARE BOAT SHOES JUST FOR YACHTers?

i noticed this on the vampire weekend myspace. they have eerily put a pair of boat shoes into the back of their promo jpg. is this an omen of whats 2 cum?


IS PLAID THE NEW FLOURESCENT?









WHERE WILL YOU TRAVEL TO IN YOUR AA TRAVEL BLAZER?



ARE DOCKERS THE NEW SKINNY JEANS?

AND WOULD THIS OUTFIT LOOK BETTER IF IT WERE COVERED IN BLOOD?

SPICE GIRLS REUNION TSHIRTS GET ME WET

i'm so glad this one is on sale at urbn. i couldn't make it to SG concert, so this will just have to do. no one can read anymore anyway, can they? i know i can't.