thedoeeyes

Friday, September 5, 2008

hi snagglecrotch

i don't update anymore. and this is basically the reason why.

no just kidding. i'm

a) too lazy
b) too busy
and c
too lazy to do anything with this.

shit. can we talk about lameness?

okay. let's talk. on one hand, i'm not a try hard. not that people who blog about things are try hards. but they are so amazingly diligent.

let's talk about Diligence. It's like the new straight edge. It's so fucking hardcore I can't even wrap my head around it. You might as well just have the dos equis on both hands and call it a day.
this is why i will never be a successful blogger. because even if i told you about how much i hate this. Or how much this makes me retardedly happy, i'm not dedicated enough to tell you these things on a daily basis.
And I can't do that because I have too much other shit to do and think about then do that. And I know in a sense that's really lame, but at the same time irony is this and truth is that (nothing ironic about mocassins, big ironic things about acid wash let's go)
And that's where it's at. And so I'm saying goodbye. Not forever, but def. for another couple of weeks. Or months.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

turn up your speakers

she's hot.
she's goth.
and she hates you.

seriously, the special effects on this rival the blair witch project. she gets a little emo at the end, but that's the only flaw i can make out in this totally goth experience.